2. Your favorite expression during sex is:
A. "Oh God,"
MISTER HAPPY! TICKLE MISTER HAPPY!"
3. A woman clad in leather and holding a whip is:
nice thing to come home to.
of my weekly earnings.
as appealing as having your nuts shaved by a blind, grouchy barber, prone
4. You would describe "anal sex" as:
beautiful act between consenting adults.
form of greeting in Greece.
5. You would describe "oral sex" as:
good "ice breaker" at parties.
a form of sexual contact.
finest gift you can give a fellow human being.
perk to being President of the United States.
6. Masturbation is:
nice way to pass the time.
your hair to fall out.
7. If these were the last women on Earth, which one would you
have sex with:
8. If these were the last men on Earth, which one would you have
9. You practice "safe sex":
you are alone.
10. Where is your favorite place to have sex?
by an elaborate collection of ropes and pulleys.
11. What is the nick-name of your genitals?
12. What is your favorite term for breasts?
13. If your sexual prowess could be bottled as a fragrance,
what would it be called?
14. If your genitals could talk, who would they sound like?
15. Is wearing "pretty things" under your normal clothes so
16. Can a man and a sheep really just be friends?
17. Aren't you amazed at how many stupid questions we've asked?
18. If I pop a chubby while Uncle Milty is dressed like a woman,
does that make me a homo?
19. Identify your favorite sex toy.
20. The last time you had sex was: