Wondero the Magnificent
Tells Your Horoscope!

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Aries
People are starting to notice you...try taking a
shower. This is a good week to ask your boss
for that raise (she's in the middle of a huge panic
attack, and is unable to think clearly...or maybe
she's just menstruating). Be leery of naked, bald
men rubbing their genitals... they want something.
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                                                    - Wondero The Magnificent
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